horror tales from the dev box

[Rasteroid]

Yogishabu gave birth to herself :S

1h41m Your mom feeds you.
1h41m You feed your baby, little Yogishabu.
7h9m Somebody wanders around.
20h28m Your mom feeds you.
20h28m You feed your baby, little Yogishabu.
20h35m Toyodoom hunts you down!
20h35m Toyodoom kills you.
The world disintegrates, then reforms.
Yogishabu, your mother, will take care of you now.
20h35m You gave birth to Yogishabu!
22h55m You eat the banana you are carrying.
22h55m You rustle up a banana.

mysql> select * from family where momId=333;
+-------+-------+-------+---------------------+---------------------+
| momId | dadId | kidId | dateConceived | dateBorn |
+-------+-------+-------+---------------------+---------------------+
| 333 | 0 | 333 | 2009-08-17 02:20:14 | 2009-08-17 02:20:14 |
+-------+-------+-------+---------------------+---------------------+
1 row in set (0.00 sec)

[Rasteroid]

notice she can also feed herself

[albatross]

thats like 1 upping the virgin mary.

[xade]

ha! That's awesome.

Hey, is it possible to be given birth to by the person that killed you?

Cause it would suck to be killed by someone in heavy labour...

[juanito]

LOL hey that rocks. She's self conscious like the Matrix or like a fat woman.